Stupid Tweets: October 2009

10.28.2009


To hell if it malfunctions and takes out half of your city!

10.26.2009


There's always MySpace

10.23.2009

Because apparently, racism is a pretty hilarious subject for some people.

10.21.2009

But those 'uggers deserved it.

10.20.2009

Humans: Nature's masterpiece.

10.19.2009

Some jumping jacks would probably do the trick...


Thank god!

10.14.2009


Life tip # 231: If Facebook's farmville is the only reason to get out of bed, don't.

10.13.2009


Pentagram Tramp Stamps.

10.08.2009


Must be in law school.

10.07.2009

Party til you puke.

10.06.2009

Just in time for Friday night baby!!!

10.05.2009



Funny, it makes most of us want to go on a rampant murdering spree...

10.02.2009


Because hipsters are indeed a dying breed in NYC.

10.01.2009



But it was the best part of your cat's day.



In your case, I'd get tested anyway.