St. Patty's Day a little early!

Then 9 months later they call you, letting you know you unwillingly just signed an 18 year contract.

So there really is nothing to live for this winter.

To hell if it malfunctions and takes out half of your city!

There's always MySpace

Because apparently, racism is a pretty hilarious subject for some people.

But those 'uggers deserved it.

Humans: Nature's masterpiece.

Some jumping jacks would probably do the trick...

Thank god!