To hell if it malfunctions and takes out half of your city!

There's always MySpace

Because apparently, racism is a pretty hilarious subject for some people.

But those 'uggers deserved it.

Humans: Nature's masterpiece.

Some jumping jacks would probably do the trick...

Thank god!

Life tip # 231: If Facebook's farmville is the only reason to get out of bed, don't.

Pentagram Tramp Stamps.

Must be in law school.