Gotta Coach Them All!

Good thing you ran to the ER, my family was killed by pulled muscles.

Is that you Barry White?

No, they probably just think you're a hipster single-speed d-bag.

Drinking Alone + Tweeting = Recipe for Paaaaarty!

Viva La Revolucion?

What are you disguised as? Talented musicians?

St. Patty's Day a little early!

Then 9 months later they call you, letting you know you unwillingly just signed an 18 year contract.

So there really is nothing to live for this winter.