Thank god!

Life tip # 231: If Facebook's farmville is the only reason to get out of bed, don't.

Pentagram Tramp Stamps.

Must be in law school.

Party til you puke.

Just in time for Friday night baby!!!

Funny, it makes most of us want to go on a rampant murdering spree...

Because hipsters are indeed a dying breed in NYC.

But it was the best part of your cat's day.

In your case, I'd get tested anyway.