To hell if it malfunctions and takes out half of your city!

There's always MySpace

Because apparently, racism is a pretty hilarious subject for some people.

But those 'uggers deserved it.

Humans: Nature's masterpiece.

Some jumping jacks would probably do the trick...

Thank god!

Life tip # 231: If Facebook's farmville is the only reason to get out of bed, don't.

Pentagram Tramp Stamps.

Must be in law school.

Party til you puke.

Just in time for Friday night baby!!!

Funny, it makes most of us want to go on a rampant murdering spree...

Because hipsters are indeed a dying breed in NYC.

But it was the best part of your cat's day.

In your case, I'd get tested anyway.