If you have flea bites, you've got bigger problems than the itchiness.

Twitter black market.

Thanks be to god.

Twitter, circa 1941

It's always good to have a plan in life.

Ahh yes, the capitalist corporation commies... you have to watch out for those.

Usually happens when you're visiting Spain.

Unlike New York, where they sit there waiting to mug you.

Dear Penthouse...

Probably similar to the reason why Jewish people don't like when you shout "Heil Hitler" at them.

The amazing part is that she has 19 followers.

Actually, only on Thursday.