Stupid Tweets

11.24.2009



If you are a parent, and make a twitter for your kids bowel movements, the kid should be taken away from you.

11.23.2009


You lost me at "goth was cool"

11.20.2009

Just A Thought: Maybe if people understood what the hell you were saying, people would follow.

11.19.2009


Gotta Coach Them All!

11.18.2009

Good thing you ran to the ER, my family was killed by pulled muscles.

11.17.2009

Is that you Barry White?

11.13.2009

No, they probably just think you're a hipster single-speed d-bag.

11.11.2009


Drinking Alone + Tweeting = Recipe for Paaaaarty!

11.10.2009

Viva La Revolucion?

11.09.2009


What are you disguised as? Talented musicians?