<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887</id><updated>2012-02-16T11:08:12.067-08:00</updated><category term='romance'/><category term='education'/><category term='asanine'/><category term='satan'/><category term='crime'/><category term='attractive'/><category term='bad day'/><category term='politics'/><category term='religion'/><category term='hipster'/><category term='party'/><category term='scene'/><category term='violence'/><category term='hot'/><category term='nature'/><category term='etc'/><category term='health'/><category term='gross'/><title type='text'>Stupid Tweets</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>41</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-3261944139984130503</id><published>2009-11-24T07:25:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-24T07:27:32.554-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gross'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Swv6_Uj8UTI/AAAAAAAAAhA/9-4YgagBNDI/s1600/Picture+2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 137px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Swv6_Uj8UTI/AAAAAAAAAhA/9-4YgagBNDI/s400/Picture+2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407691743346577714" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Swv67yQnTyI/AAAAAAAAAg4/DpmDVbmDw9k/s1600/Picture+3.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 245px; height: 50px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Swv67yQnTyI/AAAAAAAAAg4/DpmDVbmDw9k/s400/Picture+3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407691682599096098" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are a parent, and make a twitter for your kids bowel movements, the kid should be taken away from you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-3261944139984130503?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/3261944139984130503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/if-you-are-parent-and-make-twitter-for.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3261944139984130503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3261944139984130503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/if-you-are-parent-and-make-twitter-for.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Swv6_Uj8UTI/AAAAAAAAAhA/9-4YgagBNDI/s72-c/Picture+2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-7150996085375959221</id><published>2009-11-23T13:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T13:38:30.655-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scene'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwsAlBuN4sI/AAAAAAAAAgo/ViEbwQy6S9w/s1600/goth.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 420px; height: 90px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwsAlBuN4sI/AAAAAAAAAgo/ViEbwQy6S9w/s400/goth.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407416413705855682" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You lost me at "goth was cool"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-7150996085375959221?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/7150996085375959221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-lost-me-at-goth-is-cool.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/7150996085375959221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/7150996085375959221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-lost-me-at-goth-is-cool.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwsAlBuN4sI/AAAAAAAAAgo/ViEbwQy6S9w/s72-c/goth.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-294659374921892936</id><published>2009-11-20T07:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T07:55:50.528-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asanine'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Swa71HBfLmI/AAAAAAAAAgY/mm5-sECLx2Y/s1600/followfriday.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 454px; height: 74px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Swa71HBfLmI/AAAAAAAAAgY/mm5-sECLx2Y/s400/followfriday.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406214923797605986" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Just A Thought: Maybe if people understood what the hell you were saying, people would follow.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-294659374921892936?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/294659374921892936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/just-thought-maybe-if-people-understood.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/294659374921892936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/294659374921892936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/just-thought-maybe-if-people-understood.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Swa71HBfLmI/AAAAAAAAAgY/mm5-sECLx2Y/s72-c/followfriday.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-6411514776451920271</id><published>2009-11-19T07:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T07:54:39.692-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='education'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwVqBADQc2I/AAAAAAAAAfw/_KB4i8h5z8w/s1600/Picture+1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 165px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwVqBADQc2I/AAAAAAAAAfw/_KB4i8h5z8w/s400/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405843493154222946" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gotta Coach Them All!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-6411514776451920271?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/6411514776451920271/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/gotta-coach-them-all.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/6411514776451920271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/6411514776451920271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/gotta-coach-them-all.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwVqBADQc2I/AAAAAAAAAfw/_KB4i8h5z8w/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-533143054009040691</id><published>2009-11-18T08:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T08:15:15.812-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwQc4mRJ_BI/AAAAAAAAAfo/-FwCUo4bwy0/s1600/er+muscle.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 67px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwQc4mRJ_BI/AAAAAAAAAfo/-FwCUo4bwy0/s400/er+muscle.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405477211422194706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Good thing you ran to the ER, my family was killed by pulled muscles.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-533143054009040691?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/533143054009040691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/good-thing-you-ran-to-er-my-family-was.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/533143054009040691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/533143054009040691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/good-thing-you-ran-to-er-my-family-was.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwQc4mRJ_BI/AAAAAAAAAfo/-FwCUo4bwy0/s72-c/er+muscle.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-3558320890776904712</id><published>2009-11-17T07:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-17T07:25:42.316-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwLAR96rxbI/AAAAAAAAAfY/ZZA5EteIiQ0/s1600/alien.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 154px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwLAR96rxbI/AAAAAAAAAfY/ZZA5EteIiQ0/s400/alien.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405093917709026738" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Is that you Barry White?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-3558320890776904712?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/3558320890776904712/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/is-that-you-barry-white.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3558320890776904712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3558320890776904712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/is-that-you-barry-white.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SwLAR96rxbI/AAAAAAAAAfY/ZZA5EteIiQ0/s72-c/alien.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-8599906685418777512</id><published>2009-11-13T09:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-13T09:49:20.870-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hipster'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Sv2b_L6ZBeI/AAAAAAAAAe4/WdlEAcSkxv0/s1600-h/hipster.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 77px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Sv2b_L6ZBeI/AAAAAAAAAe4/WdlEAcSkxv0/s400/hipster.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403646637746226658" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;No, they probably just think you're a hipster single-speed d-bag.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-8599906685418777512?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/8599906685418777512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/no-they-probably-just-think-youre.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/8599906685418777512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/8599906685418777512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/no-they-probably-just-think-youre.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Sv2b_L6ZBeI/AAAAAAAAAe4/WdlEAcSkxv0/s72-c/hipster.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-2865383135962268183</id><published>2009-11-11T07:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T07:37:21.197-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='party'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvrZxyQDn0I/AAAAAAAAAeo/tybO2jkHI_U/s1600-h/twitterwasted.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 92px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvrZxyQDn0I/AAAAAAAAAeo/tybO2jkHI_U/s400/twitterwasted.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402870152310267714" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drinking Alone + Tweeting = Recipe for Paaaaarty!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-2865383135962268183?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/2865383135962268183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/drinking-alone-tweeting-recipe-for.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/2865383135962268183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/2865383135962268183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/drinking-alone-tweeting-recipe-for.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvrZxyQDn0I/AAAAAAAAAeo/tybO2jkHI_U/s72-c/twitterwasted.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-4627470703874406727</id><published>2009-11-10T12:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T12:35:36.652-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gross'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvnOgy478sI/AAAAAAAAAeY/xnkEPmijwoQ/s1600-h/walmart.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 468px; height: 68px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvnOgy478sI/AAAAAAAAAeY/xnkEPmijwoQ/s400/walmart.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402576290819338946" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Viva La Revolucion?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-4627470703874406727?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/4627470703874406727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/viva-la-revolucion.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/4627470703874406727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/4627470703874406727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/viva-la-revolucion.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvnOgy478sI/AAAAAAAAAeY/xnkEPmijwoQ/s72-c/walmart.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-3226477051164356281</id><published>2009-11-09T13:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-09T13:13:03.666-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='etc'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SviFth6e_gI/AAAAAAAAAeI/dUcrz7G0xdo/s1600-h/disguised.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 75px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SviFth6e_gI/AAAAAAAAAeI/dUcrz7G0xdo/s400/disguised.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402214770275188226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;What are you disguised as? Talented musicians?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-3226477051164356281?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/3226477051164356281/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/what-are-you-disguised-as-talented.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3226477051164356281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3226477051164356281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/what-are-you-disguised-as-talented.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SviFth6e_gI/AAAAAAAAAeI/dUcrz7G0xdo/s72-c/disguised.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-520010173586757269</id><published>2009-11-06T07:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-06T07:35:14.808-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gross'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvRBtlax_1I/AAAAAAAAAdo/SInF2fOaNgY/s1600-h/Picture+2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 137px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvRBtlax_1I/AAAAAAAAAdo/SInF2fOaNgY/s400/Picture+2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401014104518426450" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;St. Patty's Day a little early!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-520010173586757269?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/520010173586757269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/st.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/520010173586757269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/520010173586757269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/st.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvRBtlax_1I/AAAAAAAAAdo/SInF2fOaNgY/s72-c/Picture+2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-4410978536083483584</id><published>2009-11-04T09:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T09:24:46.999-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvG4rS6YBQI/AAAAAAAAAdY/gBzCZaz0d60/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 80px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvG4rS6YBQI/AAAAAAAAAdY/gBzCZaz0d60/s400/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400300482144503042" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then 9 months later they call you, letting you know you unwillingly just signed an 18 year contract.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-4410978536083483584?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/4410978536083483584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/then-9-months-later-they-call-you.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/4410978536083483584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/4410978536083483584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/then-9-months-later-they-call-you.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SvG4rS6YBQI/AAAAAAAAAdY/gBzCZaz0d60/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-5710644909250186134</id><published>2009-11-02T09:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-02T09:11:28.883-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='etc'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Su8Sk_HpFOI/AAAAAAAAAdI/GGbwS0pD-ng/s1600-h/jonas.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 113px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Su8Sk_HpFOI/AAAAAAAAAdI/GGbwS0pD-ng/s400/jonas.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399554904868590818" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So there really is nothing to live for this winter.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-5710644909250186134?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/5710644909250186134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/so-there-really-is-nothing-to-live-for.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/5710644909250186134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/5710644909250186134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/11/so-there-really-is-nothing-to-live-for.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Su8Sk_HpFOI/AAAAAAAAAdI/GGbwS0pD-ng/s72-c/jonas.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-1176145728907266700</id><published>2009-10-28T08:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T08:49:18.096-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='violence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asanine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Suhny1pDs2I/AAAAAAAAAcw/KMGZ4enhtQ4/s1600-h/rocket.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 119px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Suhny1pDs2I/AAAAAAAAAcw/KMGZ4enhtQ4/s400/rocket.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397678276493947746" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;To hell if it malfunctions and takes out half of your city!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-1176145728907266700?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/1176145728907266700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/to-hell-if-it-malfunctions-and-takes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1176145728907266700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1176145728907266700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/to-hell-if-it-malfunctions-and-takes.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Suhny1pDs2I/AAAAAAAAAcw/KMGZ4enhtQ4/s72-c/rocket.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-3019963230976362897</id><published>2009-10-26T10:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-26T10:25:17.846-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='etc'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SuXbVc--NDI/AAAAAAAAAbw/6LlAzADc7BY/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 158px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SuXbVc--NDI/AAAAAAAAAbw/6LlAzADc7BY/s400/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396960890077459506" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's always MySpace&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-3019963230976362897?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/3019963230976362897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/theres-always-myspace.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3019963230976362897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3019963230976362897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/theres-always-myspace.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SuXbVc--NDI/AAAAAAAAAbw/6LlAzADc7BY/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-747503818773387228</id><published>2009-10-23T07:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T07:35:49.776-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asanine'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SuG_DrbWNaI/AAAAAAAAAbo/qoph_reCunA/s1600-h/debatelol.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 485px; height: 49px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SuG_DrbWNaI/AAAAAAAAAbo/qoph_reCunA/s400/debatelol.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395803898484503970" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Because apparently, racism is a pretty hilarious subject for some people.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-747503818773387228?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/747503818773387228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/because-apparently-racism-is-pretty.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/747503818773387228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/747503818773387228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/because-apparently-racism-is-pretty.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SuG_DrbWNaI/AAAAAAAAAbo/qoph_reCunA/s72-c/debatelol.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-7361068859240047589</id><published>2009-10-21T12:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-21T12:13:13.454-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='violence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asanine'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/St9cjf2wKUI/AAAAAAAAAbI/7mO1_bdiGJk/s1600-h/cute.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 64px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/St9cjf2wKUI/AAAAAAAAAbI/7mO1_bdiGJk/s400/cute.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395132643529468226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;But those 'uggers deserved it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-7361068859240047589?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/7361068859240047589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/but-those-uggers-deserved-it.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/7361068859240047589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/7361068859240047589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/but-those-uggers-deserved-it.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/St9cjf2wKUI/AAAAAAAAAbI/7mO1_bdiGJk/s72-c/cute.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-6912392481723131364</id><published>2009-10-20T08:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T08:33:45.383-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='education'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/St3YHU-6b4I/AAAAAAAAAa4/rL_k--FW1Uk/s1600-h/evolution.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 430px; height: 146px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/St3YHU-6b4I/AAAAAAAAAa4/rL_k--FW1Uk/s400/evolution.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394705549062991746" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Humans: Nature's masterpiece.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-6912392481723131364?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/6912392481723131364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/humans-natures-masterpiece.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/6912392481723131364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/6912392481723131364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/humans-natures-masterpiece.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/St3YHU-6b4I/AAAAAAAAAa4/rL_k--FW1Uk/s72-c/evolution.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-8466401437665672949</id><published>2009-10-19T08:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T08:36:49.337-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crime'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StyHbRDZxMI/AAAAAAAAAao/10LumtjhWs0/s1600-h/cold.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 436px; height: 72px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StyHbRDZxMI/AAAAAAAAAao/10LumtjhWs0/s400/cold.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394335356186903746" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Some jumping jacks would probably do the trick...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-8466401437665672949?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/8466401437665672949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/some-jumping-jacks-would-probably-do.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/8466401437665672949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/8466401437665672949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/some-jumping-jacks-would-probably-do.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StyHbRDZxMI/AAAAAAAAAao/10LumtjhWs0/s72-c/cold.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-8110377156052974348</id><published>2009-10-19T07:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T07:26:46.557-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Stx2_42JqJI/AAAAAAAAAag/GLNrXLy9Mg8/s1600-h/five+dollars.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 479px; height: 72px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Stx2_42JqJI/AAAAAAAAAag/GLNrXLy9Mg8/s400/five+dollars.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394317293646358674" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank god!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-8110377156052974348?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/8110377156052974348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/thank-god.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/8110377156052974348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/8110377156052974348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/thank-god.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Stx2_42JqJI/AAAAAAAAAag/GLNrXLy9Mg8/s72-c/five+dollars.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-2599618640221825573</id><published>2009-10-14T08:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T08:03:02.733-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='party'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StXn-NYvOkI/AAAAAAAAAaI/pOzAW2f2P_4/s1600-h/farmville.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 92px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StXn-NYvOkI/AAAAAAAAAaI/pOzAW2f2P_4/s400/farmville.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392471184777361986" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life tip # 231: If Facebook's farmville is the only reason to get out of bed, don't.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-2599618640221825573?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/2599618640221825573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/life-tip-231-if-facebooks-farmville-is.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/2599618640221825573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/2599618640221825573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/life-tip-231-if-facebooks-farmville-is.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StXn-NYvOkI/AAAAAAAAAaI/pOzAW2f2P_4/s72-c/farmville.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-3678708800645745430</id><published>2009-10-13T07:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-13T07:35:32.044-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StSP0KfNeOI/AAAAAAAAAZw/pZMvSWpJRRY/s1600-h/tattoo1.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 512px; height: 73px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StSP0KfNeOI/AAAAAAAAAZw/pZMvSWpJRRY/s400/tattoo1.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392092780200556770" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StSP3_b3O9I/AAAAAAAAAZ4/R8QGpRZ6IhM/s1600-h/tattoo2.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 503px; height: 55px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StSP3_b3O9I/AAAAAAAAAZ4/R8QGpRZ6IhM/s400/tattoo2.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392092845953203154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Pentagram Tramp Stamps.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-3678708800645745430?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/3678708800645745430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/pentagram-tramp-stamps.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3678708800645745430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3678708800645745430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/pentagram-tramp-stamps.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/StSP0KfNeOI/AAAAAAAAAZw/pZMvSWpJRRY/s72-c/tattoo1.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-3274027003718486368</id><published>2009-10-08T07:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-08T07:55:56.081-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='education'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Ss39MsjA_4I/AAAAAAAAAZY/Wg1ewuaOVFM/s1600-h/avoidfield.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 56px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Ss39MsjA_4I/AAAAAAAAAZY/Wg1ewuaOVFM/s400/avoidfield.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390242723590635394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Must be in law school.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-3274027003718486368?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/3274027003718486368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/must-be-in-law-school.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3274027003718486368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3274027003718486368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/must-be-in-law-school.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Ss39MsjA_4I/AAAAAAAAAZY/Wg1ewuaOVFM/s72-c/avoidfield.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-6248325284675272371</id><published>2009-10-07T09:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-07T09:15:10.719-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='party'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Ssy-fCNAoBI/AAAAAAAAAZI/KYnVthQ83-c/s1600-h/candycorn.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 59px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Ssy-fCNAoBI/AAAAAAAAAZI/KYnVthQ83-c/s400/candycorn.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389892294432301074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Party til you puke.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-6248325284675272371?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/6248325284675272371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/party-til-you-puke.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/6248325284675272371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/6248325284675272371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/party-til-you-puke.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Ssy-fCNAoBI/AAAAAAAAAZI/KYnVthQ83-c/s72-c/candycorn.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-5740287080855814734</id><published>2009-10-06T13:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T13:13:50.074-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='party'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Ssuk2i8apPI/AAAAAAAAAY4/6dEjH7qIaaA/s1600-h/windows.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 107px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Ssuk2i8apPI/AAAAAAAAAY4/6dEjH7qIaaA/s400/windows.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389582636079031538" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Just in time for Friday night baby!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-5740287080855814734?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/5740287080855814734/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/just-in-time-for-friday-night-baby.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/5740287080855814734'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/5740287080855814734'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/just-in-time-for-friday-night-baby.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/Ssuk2i8apPI/AAAAAAAAAY4/6dEjH7qIaaA/s72-c/windows.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-9030649729145468775</id><published>2009-10-05T08:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:52:19.673-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsoTwyzg4GI/AAAAAAAAAYo/0RyjWSzPtfU/s1600-h/christian+pop.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 119px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsoTwyzg4GI/AAAAAAAAAYo/0RyjWSzPtfU/s400/christian+pop.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389141633094705250" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Funny, it makes most of us want to go on a rampant murdering spree...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-9030649729145468775?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/9030649729145468775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny-it-makes-most-of-us-want-to-go-on.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/9030649729145468775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/9030649729145468775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny-it-makes-most-of-us-want-to-go-on.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsoTwyzg4GI/AAAAAAAAAYo/0RyjWSzPtfU/s72-c/christian+pop.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-4991293331070175640</id><published>2009-10-02T12:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:53:55.453-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scene'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asanine'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsZS-p0InzI/AAAAAAAAAYA/yKAbdutIH40/s1600-h/hipster.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 435px; height: 63px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsZS-p0InzI/AAAAAAAAAYA/yKAbdutIH40/s400/hipster.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388085240525266738" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because hipsters are indeed a dying breed in NYC.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-4991293331070175640?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/4991293331070175640/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/because-hipsters-are-dying-breed-in-nyc.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/4991293331070175640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/4991293331070175640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/because-hipsters-are-dying-breed-in-nyc.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsZS-p0InzI/AAAAAAAAAYA/yKAbdutIH40/s72-c/hipster.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-7131666551456821167</id><published>2009-10-01T08:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:51:54.269-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad day'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsTRNuh4qWI/AAAAAAAAAXw/txZP3_r29pQ/s1600-h/folgers.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 148px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsTRNuh4qWI/AAAAAAAAAXw/txZP3_r29pQ/s400/folgers.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387661088000616802" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it was the best part of your cat's day.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-7131666551456821167?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/7131666551456821167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/but-it-was-best-part-of-your-cats-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/7131666551456821167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/7131666551456821167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/but-it-was-best-part-of-your-cats-day.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsTRNuh4qWI/AAAAAAAAAXw/txZP3_r29pQ/s72-c/folgers.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-3144329771017124371</id><published>2009-10-01T08:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:51:31.845-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='romance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsTPNRw1mAI/AAAAAAAAAXo/YM6ePraiWDk/s1600-h/health.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 474px; height: 51px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsTPNRw1mAI/AAAAAAAAAXo/YM6ePraiWDk/s400/health.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387658881255446530" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In your case, I'd get tested anyway.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-3144329771017124371?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/3144329771017124371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/id-get-checked-anyway.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3144329771017124371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3144329771017124371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/10/id-get-checked-anyway.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsTPNRw1mAI/AAAAAAAAAXo/YM6ePraiWDk/s72-c/health.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-1450213119671203069</id><published>2009-09-30T12:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:50:49.129-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsOwgiw8WtI/AAAAAAAAAXY/RjLaVx4Sj8o/s1600-h/flea.GIF"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 449px; height: 54px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsOwgiw8WtI/AAAAAAAAAXY/RjLaVx4Sj8o/s400/flea.GIF" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387343652399635154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you have flea bites, you've got bigger problems than the itchiness.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-1450213119671203069?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/1450213119671203069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/because-you-let-them-breed.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1450213119671203069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1450213119671203069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/because-you-let-them-breed.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsOwgiw8WtI/AAAAAAAAAXY/RjLaVx4Sj8o/s72-c/flea.GIF' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-1176401475582282515</id><published>2009-09-30T09:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:50:15.371-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crime'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsOOtIRCYZI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/9vVGDUWwR68/s1600-h/hamster.GIF"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 140px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsOOtIRCYZI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/9vVGDUWwR68/s400/hamster.GIF" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387306485229445522" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Twitter black market.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-1176401475582282515?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/1176401475582282515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/twitter-black-market.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1176401475582282515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1176401475582282515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/twitter-black-market.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsOOtIRCYZI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/9vVGDUWwR68/s72-c/hamster.GIF' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-4661689610579826451</id><published>2009-09-29T13:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:54:07.219-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='violence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJr1cSfrNI/AAAAAAAAAW4/3PA6fkyrbkc/s1600-h/baby.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 442px; height: 52px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJr1cSfrNI/AAAAAAAAAW4/3PA6fkyrbkc/s400/baby.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386986670159539410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks be to god.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-4661689610579826451?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/4661689610579826451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/thanks-be-to-god.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/4661689610579826451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/4661689610579826451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/thanks-be-to-god.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJr1cSfrNI/AAAAAAAAAW4/3PA6fkyrbkc/s72-c/baby.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-1841682203283430646</id><published>2009-09-29T13:05:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:49:57.735-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJop0QkNlI/AAAAAAAAAWw/UO8GoBr4j0k/s1600-h/jewish.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 313px; height: 66px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJop0QkNlI/AAAAAAAAAWw/UO8GoBr4j0k/s400/jewish.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386983171900585554" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Twitter, circa 1941&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-1841682203283430646?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/1841682203283430646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/twitter-circa-1941.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1841682203283430646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1841682203283430646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/twitter-circa-1941.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJop0QkNlI/AAAAAAAAAWw/UO8GoBr4j0k/s72-c/jewish.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-6720842582092452604</id><published>2009-09-29T13:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:54:21.812-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crime'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJoIFKzC8I/AAAAAAAAAWo/xJ-1RxVp38I/s1600-h/13.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 467px; height: 69px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJoIFKzC8I/AAAAAAAAAWo/xJ-1RxVp38I/s400/13.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386982592324242370" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's always good to have a plan in life.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-6720842582092452604?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/6720842582092452604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/its-good-to-have-plan.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/6720842582092452604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/6720842582092452604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/its-good-to-have-plan.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJoIFKzC8I/AAAAAAAAAWo/xJ-1RxVp38I/s72-c/13.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-5099977333519479223</id><published>2009-09-29T12:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:48:52.445-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJmrkLMYAI/AAAAAAAAAWg/EhSUCOpPa4Y/s1600-h/corporate+commie.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 441px; height: 69px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJmrkLMYAI/AAAAAAAAAWg/EhSUCOpPa4Y/s400/corporate+commie.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386981002919567362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Ahh yes, the capitalist corporation commies... you have to watch out for those.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-5099977333519479223?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/5099977333519479223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/must-have-been-absent-on-economy-day-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/5099977333519479223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/5099977333519479223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/must-have-been-absent-on-economy-day-in.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJmrkLMYAI/AAAAAAAAAWg/EhSUCOpPa4Y/s72-c/corporate+commie.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-1763574027737654035</id><published>2009-09-29T12:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:54:42.046-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asanine'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJki4c5yGI/AAAAAAAAAWY/6HYFJ_Xj7go/s1600-h/laundry.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 489px; height: 92px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJki4c5yGI/AAAAAAAAAWY/6HYFJ_Xj7go/s400/laundry.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386978654720477282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Usually happens when you're visiting Spain.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-1763574027737654035?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/1763574027737654035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/when-youre-in-spain.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1763574027737654035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1763574027737654035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/when-youre-in-spain.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SsJki4c5yGI/AAAAAAAAAWY/6HYFJ_Xj7go/s72-c/laundry.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-2855388539517641248</id><published>2009-09-22T10:10:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:47:52.964-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asanine'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrkE83lrz-I/AAAAAAAAAWA/SBSOEsFMcGY/s1600-h/Picture+2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 130px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrkE83lrz-I/AAAAAAAAAWA/SBSOEsFMcGY/s400/Picture+2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384340273258811362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unlike New York, where they sit there waiting to mug you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-2855388539517641248?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/2855388539517641248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-philly-they-sit-there-waiting-to-mug.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/2855388539517641248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/2855388539517641248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-philly-they-sit-there-waiting-to-mug.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrkE83lrz-I/AAAAAAAAAWA/SBSOEsFMcGY/s72-c/Picture+2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-7546700509501961643</id><published>2009-09-22T10:07:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:46:40.917-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='attractive'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrkETDDskMI/AAAAAAAAAV4/3Qef_Z6Ju4g/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 86px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrkETDDskMI/AAAAAAAAAV4/3Qef_Z6Ju4g/s400/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384339554782974146" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Dear Penthouse...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-7546700509501961643?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/7546700509501961643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/dear-penthouse.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/7546700509501961643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/7546700509501961643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/dear-penthouse.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrkETDDskMI/AAAAAAAAAV4/3Qef_Z6Ju4g/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-3682361723740588671</id><published>2009-09-21T12:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:45:54.442-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satan'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrfY_eGoZTI/AAAAAAAAAVw/77KJubxfvms/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 57px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrfY_eGoZTI/AAAAAAAAAVw/77KJubxfvms/s400/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384010464468952370" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Probably similar to the reason why Jewish people don't like when you shout "Heil Hitler" at them.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-3682361723740588671?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/3682361723740588671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/no-good-reason-comes-to-my-mind.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3682361723740588671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/3682361723740588671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/no-good-reason-comes-to-my-mind.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrfY_eGoZTI/AAAAAAAAAVw/77KJubxfvms/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-1070057945481602435</id><published>2009-09-21T12:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:44:24.435-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrfTF0enVmI/AAAAAAAAAVo/ADfIBmy41Os/s1600-h/Picture+4.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 443px; height: 435px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrfTF0enVmI/AAAAAAAAAVo/ADfIBmy41Os/s400/Picture+4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384003976484574818" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The amazing part is that she has 19 followers.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-1070057945481602435?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/1070057945481602435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/who-does-jesus-hate.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1070057945481602435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/1070057945481602435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/who-does-jesus-hate.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrfTF0enVmI/AAAAAAAAAVo/ADfIBmy41Os/s72-c/Picture+4.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057156957609798887.post-5638406519273861863</id><published>2009-09-21T12:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T08:44:04.991-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrfQetCR_tI/AAAAAAAAAVg/nK88HoWXpTA/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 52px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrfQetCR_tI/AAAAAAAAAVg/nK88HoWXpTA/s400/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384001105448533714" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually, only on Thursday.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4057156957609798887-5638406519273861863?l=stupidtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/feeds/5638406519273861863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/actually-only-on-thursday.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/5638406519273861863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4057156957609798887/posts/default/5638406519273861863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtweets.blogspot.com/2009/09/actually-only-on-thursday.html' title=''/><author><name>silverunity</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xtTqk-rWThQ/SrfQetCR_tI/AAAAAAAAAVg/nK88HoWXpTA/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
